Compiled by Loren Heisey
https://innermind.com/myguides/
and Terry Gaetz
Guide revision history
| Version | Revision Information | Date |
|---|---|---|
| 1.0 | initial release | 7/9/1992 |
| 1.1 | update | 7/27/1992 |
| 1.2 | update | 10/5/1992 |
| 2.0 | re-release | 3/6/1993 |
| 2.1 | minor update | 7/29/1993 |
| 2.2 | major update | 3/24/1994 |
| 2.3 | minor update | 4/2/1994 |
| 2.4 | minor update | 3/5/2020 |
Many thanks to Gerald Edgar for capturing and digitizing the graphics used in the PostScript (R) version of the guide. The means for incorporating the graphics in the guide came from some of Michael Brown's guides. Gerald, Pete Lee, Corey Kirk, Katie Schwarz, Larry Virden, Andrew Dawson and others on the Eerie Indiana mailing list provided various information used in the guide.
Table of Contents
Guide Notes iii
Cast 1
Credits 2
Introductions 3
Episodes 6
1. Foreverware 6
2. The Retainer 8
3. The ATM Machine 10
4. The Losers 11
5. Scariest Home Videos 13
6. Just Say No Fun 15
7. Heart on a Chain 16
8. The Dead Letter 17
9. Who's Who 19
10. The Lost Hour 20
11. Marshall's Theory of Believability 21
12. Tornado Days 22
13. The Hole in the Head Gang 24
14. Mr. Chaney 26
15. No Brain, No Pain 27
16. The Loyal Order of Corn 28
17. Zombies In P.J.s 30
18. Reality Takes a Holiday 32
19. The Broken Record 33
The Jolly Rogers 34
Title Lists A
U.S. Broadcast Order A-1
U.K. Broadcast Order A-2
Alphabetical Order A-3
Script Order A-4
Alternate Titles A-5
Guest Cast Listing B
Writing and Directing Listing C
Producer Listing D
Commercial Voiceovers E
Cast's Other Roles F
Miscellaneous Information G
Videos G-1
Evidence Locker Contents H
Guide Notes
1. The information within brackets '[]' are comments added by
the guide's authors or character names obtained from
dialogue within the show.
2. Character names in braces '{}' did not appear directly in
the on air credits but were obtained indirectly from TV
Guide, scripts of the episodes, or where the spelling was
available in the episode (e.g., Marshall spelling Syndi's
name in the 1st episode, Devon Wilde's name on the
gravestone, etc.).
3. Voiceovers are narration by Marshall and others.
4. The synopses are adapted from TV Guide listings.
5. Only a portion of the production credits are listed in the
guide. These include the ones in the opening credits, and
the ones in the closing credits up to the guest cast.
6. The introduction notation used in the episodes section of
the guide is explained in the introductions section of the
guide.
7. The airdates in the episodes section of the guide are for
the U.S. Airdates for other countries are listed in
appendix A where known. Eerie has aired in Canada, Singapore,
New Zealand, Ireland, and the U.K.
8. The date format used in the guide is month/day/year.
Cast
Regular Cast
Omri Katz Marshall Teller
Justin Shenkarow Simon Holmes
Mary-Margaret Humes Marilyn Teller
Francis Guinan Edgar Teller
Julie Condra Syndi Teller
For The Hole in the Head Gang through Reality Takes a Holiday
episodes:
Jason Marsden Dash X
Recurring Cast
The following appeared in more than one episode:
John Astin Radford
Belinda Balaski Winifred Swanson and Mother
Harry Goaz Sgt. Knight
Archie Hahn Mr. Radford and Fred Suggs
Gregory Itzin Winston Chisel (the Mayor)
Doug Llewelyn Anchorman
Steven Peri Elvis
Dan Stanton Bertram Wilson
Don Stanton Ernest Wilson
Credits
Principle Production Credits
Created by Karl Schaefer
Jose Rivera
Producer* Jose Rivera
Gary Markowitz
Walter Barnett
Michael Cassutt
Creative Consultant Joe Dante
Executive Producer Karl Schaefer
Co-Executive Producers Terry Dunn Meurer
John Cosgrove
Co-Producer* Jon Poll
Lee Haxall
Associate Producers* Robert Doudell
Lee Haxall
Amy Brotslaw
Pam Fitzgerald
Executive Story Editor Matt Dearborn
* These credits varied over the run of the show. See appendix D
for the specific episodes each was listed for.
Introductions
Introductions of Eerie
The voiceover that Marshall uses to give an introduction of the
show varies through the run of the series. For the first episode
the introduction set up how Marshall came to Eerie and a little
of what he found there. For the second episode it gave some more
on what Marshall found in Eerie. This was shortened somewhat for
the following episodes that used it. The show introductions are:
1. "To whom it may concern. If you're reading this document, it
means I'm either dead - or disappeared under mysterious
circumstances. My name is Marshall Teller. Not long ago I
was living in New Jersey just across the river from New York
City. It was crowded, polluted, and full of crime. I loved
it. But my parents wanted a better life for my sister and me
- so we moved to a place so wholesome, so squeaky clean, you
could only find it on TV. Unfortunately, nothing could be
further from the truth. Sure, my new home town *looks*
normal enough, but look again. What's wrong with this
picture? The American dream come true, right? Wrong. Nobody
believes me, but this is the center of weirdness for the
entire planet. Eerie, Indiana. My home sweet home. Still
don't believe me? You will."
2. "Eerie, Indiana. Day 45. I knew my home town was going to be
different from where I grew up in New Jersey, but this is
ridiculous. Nobody believes me, but Eerie is the center of
weirdness for the entire planet. Item, a guy that looks
suspiciously like Elvis lives on my paper route. Item,
Bigfoot eats out of my trash. Item, a bizarre housewife
cult in town has been sealing up their kids in giant rubber
kitchenware so they don't age. And now, just when I thought
things couldn't get any worse, I discovered that in Eerie,
even man's best friend is up to no good. When I try to tell
this to my family, they just think I'm weird. Better weird
than dead."
3. "My name is Marshall Teller. I knew my new home town was
going to be different from where I grew up in New Jersey but
this is ridiculous. Nobody believes me, but Eerie, Indiana
is the center of weirdness for the entire planet. Item,
Elvis lives on my paper route. Item, Bigfoot eats out of my
trash. Item, even man's best friend is weird. Still don't
believe me? You will."
Some episodes had a short setup of the episode before the title
credits which is indicated with a "S". A dash "-" is used to
indicate when no introduction or setup was given before the title
sequence.
The title/credits montage also exists in several versions which
are denoted as (1), (a1), and (a2).
In the guide which introduction and title sequence is used is
given as (x.y) where x is the introduction number and y is the
title sequence number.
Introductions of Characters and Places
Marshall's family
"That's my family. They're all too busy to see what's going
on. Mom just started her own party planning service down at
the Eerie mall. My sister Syndi is practicing for her
driver's test. Personally, I don't think anybody who spells
`Cindy' S-y-n-d-i should by allowed to operate a motor
vehicle. Dad works for Things, Incorporated, a product
testing company. Dad's job is one of the reasons we moved
here. Because - statistically speaking - Eerie is the most
normal place in the entire country. Statistics lie."
Simon
"That's Simon, my next door neighbor. He's just a kid but I
let him hang out because his parents don't seem to want him
around. He's the only friend I've made since moving here.
He's also the only one who believes me about Eerie."
The original Radford
"The World O' Stuff is run by a weird guy named Radford.
Every time I saw him he was in a different disguise. I can't
prove it, but I think he's in the witness protection
program."
The new Radford
"The weirdest thing happened down at The World O' Stuff. It
turns out the reason Radford acted so weird was because he
wasn't really Radford. He was Fred Suggs, compulsive
imposter. Evidently, the *real* Radford had been tied up in
the basement the whole time."
The World O' Stuff
"In New Jersey we had the usual convenience stores. We had
the Stop N' Snack, the Pig N' Go, even a Save N' Haul. But
here in Eerie we've got the World O' Stuff, the place that
invented one stop shopping."
Dash X
"See, three months ago, I wake up here in Weirdsville,
Indiana and I don't remember anything. How I got here. Who I
am. Nothing. Zip. Zero. Not even my own name." [...] "No
mom. No dad. It's just me looking out for myself. I crash
wherever I can and I dumpster dive for food."
Downtown Eerie
World O' Stuff old Hitchcock Mill
Everything Corn corn statue
Happy Brothers Yogurt Happy Brothers Mortuary
Eerie Savings and Loan Bank of Eerie
Eerie Examiner Eerie Enquirer
Loyal Order of Corn Lodge B.F. Skinner Junior High School
Eerie General Hospital Eerie Bingo Parlor
Eerie Bait Shop and Sushi Bar
Eerie Bus Terminal and Supper Club
Dragon of the Black Pool Chinese restaurant
Front Street Normal Ave
Maple Street 13th Ave
Main Street Edgar Allen Poe Blvd
Elizabeth Barrett Browning Blvd
Episodes
1. Foreverware
First aired: Sep 15, 1991 (Sunday, 7:30 PM) Introduction: (1:1)
Guest Starring (opening credits)
Louan Gideon [Betty] {Wilson}
Written by
Karl Schaefer & Jose Rivera
Directed by
Joe Dante
Co-Starring
Belinda Balaski Winifred Swanson
Nathan Schultz Bertram Wilson
Nicholas Schultz Ernest Wilson
Dan Stanton Adult Bertram Wilson
Don Stanton Adult Ernest Wilson
Featuring
Olivia Virgil Harper Phyllis Stouffer
Coleen Maloney Imogene Crocker
Colleen McNamara Beatrice Pillsbury
Steven Peri Old Elvis
Barbara Pilavan Old Betty
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"Ever since moving here, I've been convinced that something is
very wrong with Eerie, Indiana. I tried telling myself there was
a logical explanation for everything, but logic doesn't apply
here."
Synopsis
Young Marshall Teller intends to prove that he and his family
have moved to "the center of weirdness for the entire planet."
He begins with a tale about odd twins whose permanently peppy
mother is obsessed with selling Foreverware food-storage
containers.
Notes
Date on Foreverware container which contained the baloney
sandwich: 4-19-74
Foreverware song by Dean Friedman:
Foreverware, for wives and mothers everywhere
Our goal has always been - to seal the freshness in forever
Foreverware, for any dish that you prepare
For each and every meal - we have the perfect deal
The muffins that you made today will still be fresh in early May,
Your coffee cake, your cinnamon ring will last at least until
next spring
It work on almost everything!
Foreverware.
2. The_Retainer
First aired: Sep 22, 1991 (Sunday, 7:30 PM) Introduction: (2:1)
Guest Starring (opening credits)
Vincent Schiavelli {Dr. Eukanuba}
Patrick LaBrecque {Steve}
Written by
Karl Schaefer & Jose Rivera
Directed by
Joe Dante
Co-Starring
Lou Cutell Old Man Dithers
Lauri Hendler Fifi voice
Aron Kincaid Fluffy voice
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"Even if I tell my parents, they won't believe me. They'll just
think I'm homesick, or worse yet crazy. You see, hideous pain
and the fact that I'll look goofy don't have anything to do with
why I don't want a retainer. It's dogs I'm worried about. It all
started with a guy named Steve Konkolewski. Steve had the
biggest teeth in the 7th grade. I mean we're talking major
surfboards."
Synopsis
When a friend's retainer picks up strange vibrations, Marshall
smells trouble, which leads him to believe that, in Eerie "man's
best friend" really isn't at all.
Notes
Eerie's neighbors: (small lake) Schaefer Normal
Comfort Eerie (highway 8)
Correct Fickle Ordinary
Aerial photo of city of Eerie shows Eerie is the exact same shape
as the Bermuda Triangle.
Magazine cover:
large print: Eerie Enquirer
small print: Largest selling magazine in US
[picture of Dan Quayle]
large print: Our Next President?
small print: Full story inside
On dog pound truck: Eerie Ind. Canine Arrest Team
Sign inside dog pound: No Barking
The dogs' demands:
No more leashes
Let them sleep outside, see how they like it
Down with Kibbles
Ban obedience schools
No more stupid pet tricks
No more de-worming
and NO MORE NEUTERING
3. The_ATM_Machine
First aired: Sep 29, 1991 (Sunday, 7:30 PM) Introduction: (S:1)
Written by
Matt Dearborn
Directed by
Sam Pillsbury
Guest Starring
Gabriel Damon [Nick (Nicholas)]
Gregory Itzin [Mayor Winston] {Chisel}
Scott Weinger [Eddie]
Co-Starring
Andrew White Derek
Archie Hahn Mr. Radford
Harry Goaz Sgt. Knight
Doug Llewelyn Anchorman
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"When Dad created Mr. Wilson, the friendly automated teller
machine, he had no idea what was going to happen to Eerie.
Everybody's heard of the savings and loan scandal. Well what
happened to my best friend Simon is even weirder."
Synopsis
An ATM machine designed by Marshall's dad becomes a personal
friend of Simon, providing him with a windfall that seems to be
affecting Eerie's economy.
Notes
On each side of ATM machine: Aint it good to know that you got a
friend
Newspaper Marshall delivers: Eerie Examiner
The tennis shoes the older boys had were The Sky Monster while
Simon's new shoes were The Sky Monster Part Two.
What Radford called himself: Rolfe Schvimmer
Simon had a 9th birthday in this episode. His birthday cake was
a wedding cake inscribed: Good Luck, Julia and Kiefer
4. The_Losers
First aired: Oct 6, 1991 (Sunday, 7:30 PM) Introduction: (S:1)
Guest Starring (opening credits)
Henry Gibson {Mr. Lodgepoole}
Dick Miller {Al}
Teleplay by
Gary Markowitz
Story by
Gary Markowitz & Michael R. Perry
Directed by
Joe Dante
Co-Starring
Russell Gannon Biker #1
Billy Million Biker #2
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"Eerie Indiana, day 94. You wouldn't believe how easy it is to
lose stuff here. I mean stuff that was there a minute ago would
just vanish the moment you turn your back. Gone, disappeared,
lost forever. I figure, Eerie is caught in some electromagnetic
vortex that messes up the tracking system we humans use to find
stuff. Funny, but it seems to be hitting Dad the hardest."
Synopsis
A quest to find his father's lost briefcase leads Marshall into
the very bowels of Eerie, where things have a tendency to vanish
without a trace.
Notes
Name of Eerie's notorious biker gang: The Unkind Ones
The bus terminal window has the sign: Eerie Bus Terminal & Supper
Club
One of the buses has the sign "PLUNGING BUS TOURS" painted on its
side.
One of the stickers on the trunk Marshall hides in is an EERIE,
INDIANA logo.
Item number for Edgar Teller's lost briefcase: 779993-A-2
Graffiti in alley: GROW CORN FOREVER and [CHACA?] WAS HERE
Spotted in the Bureau of Lost:
deep sea diving suit
life buoy marked "HMS Titanic"
Liberty bell
wooden sled with "Rosebud" on it
giant pod [?] (as in Invasion of the Body Snatchers)
Lodgepoole's profession: Certified Misappropriation Engineer
The EERIE magazine Simon was holding in the laundromat is a black
and white magazine put out by Warren Publishing from 1965-1983.
It was famous for its bizarre stories and quality artists. The
magazine can also be seen in some of the other episodes.
5. Scariest_Home_Videos
First aired: Oct 20, 1991 (Sunday, 7:30 PM) Introduction: (3:a1)
Written by
Karl Schaefer
Directed by
Sam Pillsbury
Guest Starring
Tony Jay {Mummy} {(Boris Von Orloff)}
Co-Starring
Christian Cousins Harley [Holmes]
Joseph Cousins Harley [Holmes]
Shawna Casey Maiden
Featuring
Taylor Fry Little Girl
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"Back in Jersey Halloween was my favorite holiday. When else can
a non-adult wear a disguise and roam around after dark forcing
people to give you candy for no good reason and then trash their
house if they don't. But here in Eerie things are different.
There's no telling who or what you'll bump into around these
parts. Simon and I had to be prepared for anything."
Synopsis
Simon and Marshall are cursed on Halloween by an odd occurrence
involving Simon's little brother, the TV remote control, and a
scary mummy movie.
Notes
The movie in the episode was: Bloody Revenge of the Mummy's Curse
Marshall's science project: studying insanity in the animal kingdom
Marshall's pet chameleons: Godzilla and Mothra
The candy the Tellers were handing out: Icky Sticky Bars
Halloween checklist with Simon and Marshall:
"Camera" "Check"
"Film" "Check"
"Tape recorder" "Check"
"Notebook" "Check"
"Markers" "Check"
"Swiss army knife" "Check"
"Map of Eerie" "Check"
"Signal Mirror" "Check"
"Flashlight" "Check"
"Moist towelettes?" "In case we get egged"
"Bug spray?" "In case we get bugged"
"Clean underwear?" "In case we get scared"
"Garlic, wooden stake,
holy water" "Check, check, check"
6. Just_Say_No_Fun
First aired: Oct 27, 1991 (Sunday, 7:30 PM) Introduction: (3:a1)
Written by
Michael R. Perry
Directed by
Bryan Spicer
Guest Starring
Lucy Lee Flippin {Nurse Nancy}
Roy Brocksmith {Principal}
Co-Starring
Raffi Di Blasio Doug Dimsdale
Archie Hahn Mr. Radford
Todd Jeffries Mountie
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"A sense of humor is a sign of intelligence. That's what my Dad
says. He also says sometimes Simon and I are too smart for our
own good. We were just a couple of wise guys trying to have some
fun. We weren't looking for trouble, but in Eerie, trouble
always has a way of finding us."
Synopsis
Marshall uncovers a plot by a new school nurse, who's using an
eye exam to hypnotize students to make them worker drones
incapable of having fun.
Notes
The school Marshall attended was B.F. Skinner Junior High School.
On the nurse's door: "strength through eyesight"
The nurse's motto:
"A quiet classroom is an orderly classroom
an orderly classroom creates better test scores"
The license plate on Tellers's car: Indiana 91 51E63K7
7. Heart_on_a_Chain
First aired: Nov 3, 1991 (Sunday, 7:30 PM) Introduction: (3:a1)
Written by
Jose Rivera
Directed by
Joe Dante
Guest Starring
Cory Danziger {Devon Wilde (1978-1991)}
Danielle Harris {Melanie} [Monroe]
Co-Starring
Jim Jansen Melanie's Father
Sarah Lilly Miss {Annabell} Lee
Henry Brown Doctor
Steven Peri Old Elvis
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"Death isn't exactly something I like to think about. But ever
since I lost my goldfish Nosferatu in second grade I knew death
was a part of life, and part of growing up. Thing is, here in
Eerie, especially in Eerie, death and life - death, love, and
growing up seem to be all kind of mixed up sometimes. So it
should come as no surprise that the first time I ever really
kissed Melanie Monroe we were in the Eerie cemetery. Too bad we
weren't alone."
Synopsis
Marshall and a friend each want to win the heart of the same
girl, who has a heart condition that brings her to Eerie hoping
to have a transplant.
Notes
The fish was probably named after the 1922 German film Nosferatu.
It was one of the early vampire movies and was remade in 1979 as
Nosferatu the Vampyre.
On the classroom blackboard:
Todays assignment
Romeo and Juliet
Theme: "Love is stronger than Death"
due Thursday
Listen closely as the camera pans past the spider web for a The
Fly movie (1958 version) reference. Also look closely in the
background of the last graveyard scene for a hooded Grim Reaper
carrying his scythe.
8. The_Dead_Letter
First aired: Nov 10, 1991 (Sunday, 7:30 PM) Introduction: (3:a1)
Written by
James L. Crite
Directed by
Tim Hunter
Guest Starring
Tobey Maguire {Tripp} [McConnell]
Herta Ware {Old Mary} {B. Carter}
Aimee Brooks Young Mary {C. Carter}
T.C. Warner Andrea [Fantucci]
Featuring
Jeff Fried Paramedic
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"The Eerie library needed some fast cash to pay for renovations,
so some of the old books that were down in the library basement
got sent to the World O' Stuff and put up for sale. We're
talking old books, books that haven't seen the light of day in
years."
Synopsis
Marshall is love's reluctant mail carrier when the ghost of a
1920s smitten teen demands that Marshall deliver a love letter to
the spirit's dreamgirl, now an elderly woman.
Notes
Simon's history paper: Jackalope and Its Relation to the Federal
Deficit. (A Jackalope is a fabled half jackrabbit and half
antelope creature said to have once inhabited the vast deserts of
the American Southwest.)
Ages from the script for this episode:
Andrea Fantucci 15
Tripp McConnell 14
Mary Jr. 14
Old Mary 75 (1991), 13 (1929)
The address on the letter to Mary was:
Mary B. Carter
326 Elizabeth Barrett Browning Blvd.
Eerie, Indiana
Syndi was the lifestyle editor of the school newspaper and the
spread she proposed to do on Tripp was: "Gypsies, Tramps, and
Thieves come to Eerie."
Headline on 1920's Eerie Examiner: Hoover to Nation: Don't Worry
Be Happy
This episode aired on the day part of it was to have taken place,
exactly 62 years after the letter was first to be delivered.
9. Who's_Who
First aired: Nov 17, 1991 (Sunday, 7:30 PM) Introduction: (3:a1)
Written by
Julia Poll
Directed by
Tim Hunter
Guest Starring
Shanelle Workman {Sara} [Bob] [(Sara Sue)]
Richard Grove {Dad Bob}
Co-Starring
Sean Babb Lou Bob
Jacob Gelman Moe Bob
Dannel Evans Bob Bob
Stefanos Miltsakakis Nanny Arnold
Harry Goaz Sgt. Knight
Archie Hahn Mr. Radford
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"The World O' Stuff was overrun by barbarians - little
barbarians. If you gave these guys an island and no parents,
they'd be Lord of the Flies. It was every customer for himself.
Luckily I was just there to use the phone. My bike had
disappeared moments before and I was calling my Mom for a ride
home."
Synopsis
An artistic girl draws on Marshall's encouragement, and her
sketches take on a life of their own. But seeking a perfect
family, she pencils in Marilyn as her mom.
Notes
The pencil Sara Bob uses was an EERIE 2.
The facts the policeman gave about Marshall:
The serial number of his bike was JH772347.
He purchased the bike at Knievel Bike Shop in New Jersey.
The time of purchase was 2:12 pm on October 10, 1986.
He pedals an average of 12.6 miles a day.
He has a mole on his upper left arm.
In the ending credits, *all* the production people are given the
nickname `"Bob"'. Also, listen for a burp at the very end of the
end credits.
10. The_Lost_Hour
First aired: Dec 1, 1991 (Sunday, 7:00 PM) Introduction: (3:a1)
Written by
Vance DeGeneres
Directed by
Bob Balaban
Guest Starring
Eric Christmas {Milkman}
Nikki Cox {Janet Donner}
Featuring
Lindsey Ginter Garbage Collector
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"Being 13 years old, I'd never thought much about time. I guess
when you're a kid, you just figure you've got plenty of time to
think about it later. Well, here in Eerie, nothing could be
further from the truth."
Synopsis
Marshall needs to be saved from daylight saving time (which isn't
in effect in Eerie) after he resets his time and falls into a
dimension always one hour behind.
Notes
On milk carton:
MISSING
[picture]
Janet Donner
AGE 13
PRESUMED RUNAWAY
If You Have any information
Call Toll-free
1-800-555-LOST
On danish:
Things Inc.
Industrial Coffee Cake
For testing purposes only
Written on the door of the garbage truck:
2
E=mc
SPACE TIME
MAINTENANCE TEAM
11. Marshall's_Theory_of_Believability
First aired: Feb 2, 1992 (Sunday, 7:00 PM) Introduction: (3:a1)
Written by
Matt Dearborn
Directed by
Bob Balaban
Guest Starring
John Standing [Professor Nigel Zircon]
Harry Goaz [Sgt. Knight]
Archie Hahn [Mr. Radford]
Gregory Itzin [Mayor Winston] {Chisel}
Steven Peri [Old Elvis]
and
Michael J. Pollard as Claude
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"It's easy to believe almost anything when you consider just how
big the universe is. It's even easier to believe the
unbelievable here in my little corner of the universe. That's
why when Professor Nigel Zircon rolled into town with his
traveling museum of the parabelievable, Simon and I were the
first in line."
Synopsis
Marshall and Simon think they've finally found someone who will
believe them - a traveling professor of the "parabelievable" -
but should they be believing him?
Notes
Edgar Teller interned at the Smithsonian Institute before
entering Syracuse to do his undergraduate work in archeology. He
received a NASA scholarship to MIT where his thesis was titled:
"Matter: What is it Exactly?"
The t-shirts being sold had on them: "I have been to Eerie and
seen the space thing."
Live TV Newscast was on WERD-TV
Professor Zircon's real name is Phil Zirconowitz.
12. Tornado_Days
First aired: Mar 1, 1992 (Sunday, 7:00 PM) Introduction: (3:a1)
Guest Starring (opening credits)
Matt Frewer [Howard] {Raymer}
Written by
Michael Cassutt
Directed by
Ken Kwapis
Guest Starring (closing credits)
Kelly Connell [Weatherman Wally]
Harry Goaz [Sgt. Knight]
Archie Hahn [Mr. Radford]
Steven Peri [Old Elvis]
and introducing
OLD BOB As Himself
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"Back in New Jersey we had blizzards, the occasional hurricane,
but it was Equal Opportunity weather. It went after everybody.
But here in Eerie, Indiana, I couldn't help feeling that bad
weather was after me personally. Especially tornados. Tornados
are 200 mile an hour windstorms with minds of their own. But
here in Eerie, instead of taking shelter in their basements,
people celebrated something called Tornado Day."
Synopsis
Matt Frewer drops in as a wacky meteorologist whom Marshall helps
battle Tornado Bob during its annual visit to Eerie, which the
town celebrates on Tornado Day.
Notes
This episode was day 139.
Marshall and Simon were watching "Commando Cody" on TV.
Howard Raymer worked for N.O.A.A. (National Oceanic and
Atmospheric Administration) as a meteorologist. His capsule was
called the Tornado Rider.
Syndi was Miss Tornado Days.
The prizes for the 87th annual Tornado Day sweepstakes were:
Grand prize: Windmaster travel trailer no. 01313
Second prize: 3-day all-expense-paid trip to Eerie's sister city,
Normal, Illinois.
Simon's sweepstakes ticket was 103. He wrote "Hasta La Vista
BigBob" on the travel trailer.
The street sign was Maple St. and 13th Ave.
For sale in the store were Mini Bobs fans.
13. The_Hole_in_the_Head_Gang
First aired: Mar 1, 1992 (Sunday, 7:30 PM) Introduction: (-:a2)
Guest Starring (opening credits)
Claude Akins {Bank Robber} [(Grungy Bill)]
and
John Astin as [Bartholomew J.] Radford
Written by
Karl Schaefer
Directed by
Joe Dante
Co-Starring
Archie Hahn [Fred] Suggs
Belinda Balaski Mother [(Winifred Swanson?)]
Erin Braun girl
Michelle Braun girl
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"It seems like every town has a haunted house and a creepy story
that goes with it. Kids all dare each other to go inside, but
nobody ever does, because a friend-of-a-friend knows a guy that
went in - and never came out. Every town has one, but here in
Eerie, Simon and I have counted over *50* haunted structures.
Today we were checking out number 51."
Synopsis
Marshall and Simon are startled by a creepy kid who's crashed in
an old mill that's haunted by the ghost of Eerie's worst bank
robber ever.
Notes
This was the episode where the Dash X character first appeared.
He did not have a name at first but was most commonly called Kid
With the Grey Hair. Some of the other things people called him
include Kid With No Name, and Sneaky Kid With the Hair. This was
also the episode where the new Radford character entered.
The mill was called the Hitchcock Mill.
Grungy Bill's gun was "Betsy"
Some things in World O' Stuff:
Deep sea diving suit
Giant Foreverware container holding regular sized Foreverware
containers with sign: ForeverWare 50% Off
There are apparently a number of different versions of the Black
Cow drink Marshall and Simon ordered. One from the Complete
World Bartender's Guide says to pour 8 oz. sarsaparilla into a
tall glass. Add 2 oz. vanilla ice cream and stir until well-
blended. Sarsaparilla is a soft drink flavored with the dried
roots of a tropical American plant (smilax). Some folks in the
rec.foods.cooking notes group said it is a drink consisting of
root beer with vanilla ice cream. Others said it is a drink made
of root beer and milk.
Also mentioned in the notes group were similar drinks including a
Brown Cow made with vanilla ice cream and Coca Cola (R), a Red
Angus made with vanilla ice cream and Birch Beer, and a Purple
Cow made with strawberry ice cream topped off by Black Cherry
soda.
14. Mr._Chaney
First aired: Mar 8, 1992 (Sunday, 7:30 PM) Introduction: (3:a2)
Guest Starring (opening credits)
John Astin as [Bartholomew J.] Radford
Written by
Jose Rivera
Directed by
Mark Goldblatt
Guest Starring (closing credits)
Stephen Root {Mr. Chaney}
Gregory Itzin [Mayor Winston] {Chisel}
William Newman [sad Dad]
Annie O'Donnell [sad Mom]
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"I wasn't the only one who thought this Harvest King hoopla was
for the birds. I hadn't seen that weird kid with the grey hair
since our little adventure with the ghost of Grungy Bill. I
could tell he wasn't somebody to mess with. It seems we were the
only two guys not buying lottery tickets. Why - did he know
something I didn't? The Harvest King gets all sorts of dorky
prizes, but then he must go out into the woods during a full
moon until he catches a glimpse of the mysterious Eerie Wolf.
What I wanted to know was - how come there's no such thing as an
ex-Harvest King?"
Synopsis
Trickery makes Marshall the new Harvest King, and he finds the
king's traditional task no treat: he must venture to see the
Eerie Wolf, which turns out to be a werewolf.
Notes
If the harvest king sees the Eerie Wolf, Eerie gets a big
harvest, 13 years of good luck, and low taxes.
The Howling was being shown on cable.
Headlines on 13-year-old Eerie Examiner newspapers:
CHISEL WINS MAYORAL LANDSLIDE
DISCO CRAZE SWEEPS INDIANA
And on October 1927 newspaper:
PROHIBITION: WHY WE LOVE IT
The book Mr. Radford had was the 1992 Werewolf Companion
15. No_Brain,_No_Pain
First aired: Mar 15, 1992 (Sunday, 7:00 PM) Introduction: (-:a2)
Written by
Matt Dearborn
Directed by
Greg Beeman
Guest Starring
Paul Sand {Charles Furnell}
Anita Morris [Eunice] [(Mrs Furnell)]
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"Simon and I have decided to make a rare appearance with the
family, stuffing ourselves at the Dragon of the Black Pool
Chinese restaurant. It's a place where the egg rolls aren't too
shabby, and the fortune cookies are the kind you can only find
in Eerie."
Synopsis
Marshall and Simon must really use their heads to crack open the
real story behind a homeless man who seems to have lost his mind.
Notes
The soap playing on TV was "Todd and Donna".
The envelope from Furnell was addressed as:
Charles Furnell
On the Road, USA
MARSHALL TELLER
999 NORMAL Ave
EERIE, INDIANA
70777
On blackboard in picture of Charles Furnell: Brain Function as it
Relates to Hat Size
The 8-Track tape was The Knack's Get The Knack from 1979. One of
the songs on it is "My Sharona".
Bumper sticker: Bush-Quayle 88
Buttons on brainalyzer: Upload, Download, Switch, Save, and
Potpourri
What Furnell called his wife: Sugar Buns
16. The_Loyal_Order_of_Corn
First aired: Mar 22, 1992 (Sunday, 7:00 PM) Introduction: (-:a2)
Guest Starring (opening credits)
Ray Walston {Ned}
and
John Astin as [Bartholomew J.] Radford
Written by
Michael Cassutt
Directed by
Bryan Spicer
Guest Starring (closing credits)
Harry Goaz [Sgt. Knight]
Gregory Itzin [Mayor Winston] {Chisel}
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"Sometimes it gets tough battling the forces of Eerie by myself,
even with a little help from Simon, but I always thought I could
count on Mom and Dad for a dose of normality. But then Dad
joined The Loyal Order of Corn, Eerie's version of the Moose
Lodge, and started spending all his free time there which drove
Mom crazy. I'd never even noticed the place. It kind of makes me
wonder what else I haven't noticed."
Synopsis
Something very strange pops up when Simon, Dash, and Marshall try
to crack the inner sanctum of Eerie's odd and exclusive lodge.
Notes
The script for this episode lists it taking place on day 323.
Grades of the Loyal Order of Corn: seedlings, knee-highs, and
third-degree ears
The Loyal Order of Corn supreme attributes: patience, fortitude,
persistence, loyalty, silence, strength, and loyalty (a double
supreme attribute)
"Hail to Thee, O Ears of Splendor" by Dean Friedman:
Hail to Thee, O Ears of Splendor,
Joyously we pledge our job
We declare our staunch allegiance
to protect your kingly cob.
With fidelity and devotion
and every day from dawn to dusk,
We will never shuck our duty,
we'll defend your noble husk.
Yea, we vow, our dear lodge brothers,
when 'er in need down through the years,
When there's trouble by the bushel
we will always lend an ear.
For from each teeny tiny kernel,
another Eerie ear is born,
There sprouts a Hardy sturdy stalk,
the Loyal Order of Corn.
17. Zombies_In_P.J.s
First aired: Apr 12, 1992 (Sunday, 7:00 PM) Introduction: (-:a2)
Guest Starring (opening credits)
Rene Auberjonois {The Donald}
and
John Astin as [Bartholomew J.] Radford
Written by
Julia Poll
Directed by
Bob Balaban
Guest Starring (closing credits)
Bryan Clark {IRS Man}
Co-Starring
Doug Llewelyn Anchorman
Dan Stanton Bertram Wilson
Don Stanton Ernest Wilson
Featuring
Carmen Anita Ray Carmen
Dawn Martin Singer #1
Peggi Blu Singer #2
Yvonne Williams Singer #3
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"Credit is weird. People love to buy stuff with it, especially
stuff they don't need. But when it comes time to pay they'll do
anything not to. Especially if they're broke - like me."
Synopsis
Rene Auberjonois plays the Donald, a PR wiz who puts Eerie into a
shopping spree at World O' Stuff, with E-Z credit - except for
the fine print.
Notes
Kit Marshall bought: Disguise yourself so even your own mother
won't recognize you
Banner:
E-Z World O' Stuff now open
Credit 24 hours
Where all your shopping
dreams come true
Radford's Social Security number is 951 96 1235.
Cold drinks available at World O' Stuff soda fountain: Cornade
and Cornade Light.
Carmen's part was cut from the episode but was still listed in
the credits.
Text shown for the microdot: Marshall reading the microdot:
[i]n this lifetime as well as th[e] In this lifetime as well as
incarnations of the next ten the incarnations of the next
thousand lifetimes. In all media ten thousand lifetimes -
on this planet and on any planet blah blah -
that we may or may not have oh, here it is:
discovered yet and any media th[at] "if buyers don't pay in full
may be invented. In perpetuity in cash, The Donald
throughout the universe..." H[?] Incorporated gets to
is!! "If buyers don't pay in full repossess their souls."
[in] cash, The Donald Incorp[orated]
[gets] to repossess their s[ouls]
18. Reality_Takes_a_Holiday
First aired: Apr 12, 1992 (Sunday, 7:30 PM) Introduction: (3:a2)
Guest Starring (opening credits)
John Astin as [Bartholomew J.] Radford
Written by
Vance DeGeneres
Directed by
Ken Kwapis
Guest Starring (closing credits)
Mark Blankfield {Jose} [Schaefer] [(writer)]
Julius Harris [Lyle (prop man)]
Sachi Parker [Schaefer's Secretary]
Joe Dante [Director]
Co-Starring
Leland Orser A.D.
Virginia Watson Makeup Artist
Denise Lee Richards Girl #2
Kimberlee Kramer Girl #1
Paige Andree Girl #3
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"Eerie Indiana, day 0. When you're 13 going on family outings is
about as cool as getting caught still sleeping with Mr. Blanky."
[a little bit later] "I don't have a dog named Toto. But if I
did right about now I'd be telling him - Toto, I don't think
we're in Indiana any more."
Synopsis
After finding a TV script in his mailbox, Marshall finds himself
in Hollywood, his family out of character and his name "Omri" -
who's destined to die in the script.
Notes
The movie the family and Simon were going to was called Revenge
of the Corn Critters.
The cart Dash X and Justin drive around in has the Eerie logo on
the hood and "CORNMOBILE" on the side.
The Tellers drive a Volvo 240 DL. The license plate is: Indiana
92 28R86K4.
The revision date on the script seen in the episode was 4/12/92.
The date on the clap board was 4/21/92 and listed it as scene 99
take 13.
19. The_Broken_Record
First aired: Dec 9, 1993 (Thursday, 6:30 PM) Introduction: (3:a1)
Written by
Jose Rivera
Directed by
Todd Holland
Guest Starring
Tom Everett [Phil]
Grant Gelt [Tod]
Gwynyth Walsh [Kathleen]
Andrew White [Derek]
Co-Starring
Dan Stanton Adult Bertram Wilson
Don Stanton Adult Ernest Wilson
Initial episode introduction by Marshall
"Back in Jersey, the Pit Bull Surfers were real popular with all
the metalheads. I like 'em 'cause they're so dumb. Well, one
day they finally hit Eerie. Unfortunately, they hit my friend
Tod McNulty the hardest. His family lost their farm about a
year ago and his Dad was still out of work." [...] "I thought a
little mindless headbanging music would cheer him up, maybe
change his outlook. I was only too right."
Synopsis
Marshall frets over a buddy who gets heavily into a heavy-metal
music band as a release from a father who continually berates
him. The father claims that the music has corrupted his son,
turning him into a noxious metal fiend.
Notes
This episode was originally scheduled for Sunday, October 13,
1991 at 7:30 PM but did not air. It was never rescheduled by NBC
so was not shown in the U.S. until Disney ran the series.
Syndi's full name is Syndi Marie Priscilla Teller
Tod quotes from Eardrum Lobotomy by the Pit Bull Surfers.
Simon quotes from We've Only Just Begun by the Carpenters.
On Bench: Eerie Bait Shop and Sushi Bar: 555-8888
Bench was on the corner of Main and Edgar Allen Poe Blvd.
On Syndi's shirt: I Love [heart] Eerie P.D.
On the ambulance: Happy Brothers Ambulance and Mortuary
The_Jolly_Rogers
Written by
Will A. Akers
Directed by
Tim Hunter
Guest Starring
[Banks Rogers]
[Captain Morgan]
[Grandpa]
[Kidd]
[Mr. Rogers]
[Mrs. Rogers]
[Radford]
[Teach]
[Yvette Rogers]
Synopsis
Pirates who've been searching for their lost treasure these past
700 years learn that it's buried beneath Marshall's house.
Notes
This episode has never aired anywhere so was probably never
completed. All information in the guide came from a script for
this episode.
Appendix A - Title Lists
U.S. Broadcast Order
Eerie was originally broadcast in the U.S. on NBC which ran all
of the episodes except #19. Since then the show has run on the
Disney cable channel. Just the original air dates are listed.
Episodes Air Date Time
1. Foreverware 9/15/91 7:30 PM
2. The Retainer 9/22/91 7:30 PM
3. The ATM Machine 9/29/91 7:30 PM
4. The Losers 10/06/91 7:30 PM
5. Scariest Home Videos 10/20/91 7:30 PM
6. Just Say No Fun 10/27/91 7:30 PM
7. Heart on a Chain 11/03/91 7:30 PM
8. The Dead Letter 11/10/91 7:30 PM
9. Who's Who 11/17/91 7:30 PM
10. The Lost Hour 12/01/91 7:00 PM
11. Marshall's Theory of Believability 2/02/92 7:00 PM
12. Tornado Days 3/01/92 7:00 PM
13. The Hole in the Head Gang 3/01/92 7:30 PM
14. Mr. Chaney 3/08/92 7:30 PM
15. No Brain, No Pain 3/15/92 7:00 PM
16. The Loyal Order of Corn 3/22/92 7:00 PM
17. Zombies In P.J.s 4/12/92 7:00 PM
18. Reality Takes a Holiday 4/12/92 7:30 PM
19. The Broken Record 12/09/93 6:30 PM
U.K. Broadcast Order
Eerie was broadcast in the U.K. on Channel 4 approximately
between 6:30pm and 7pm. The audience ratings in the U.K are
given in millions of viewers. These place most episodes in the
20's when ranked against other shows on this channel. Since
Channel 4 has a lower market share compared to some of the other
U.K. channels the show would probably be ranked about 200 against
all shows on the U.K. channels.
Episodes Air Date Viewers
(millions)
1. Foreverware 3/23/93 2.55
2. The Retainer 3/30/93 2.30
3. The ATM Machine 4/06/93 2.25
4. The Losers 4/13/93 1.87
5. Scariest Home Videos 4/20/93 2.31
6. Just Say No Fun 4/27/93 1.82
7. Heart on a Chain 5/04/93 1.84
8. The Dead Letter 5/11/93 2.22
9. Who's Who 5/18/93 1.86
10. The Lost Hour 5/25/93 2.78
11. Marshall's Theory of Believability 6/01/93 1.99
12. Tornado Days 6/08/93 2.13
13. The Hole in the Head Gang 6/15/93 2.41
14. Mr. Chaney 6/22/93 2.01
15. No Brain, No Pain 6/29/93 1.89
16. The Loyal Order of Corn 7/06/93 2.08
17. Zombies In P.J.s 7/13/93 2.37
18. Reality Takes a Holiday 7/20/93 1.87
19. The Broken Record 7/27/93 2.47
Alphabetical Order
Episodes
3. The ATM Machine
19. The Broken Record
8. The Dead Letter
1. Foreverware
7. Heart on a Chain
13. The Hole in the Head Gang
The Jolly Rogers
6. Just Say No Fun
4. The Losers
10. The Lost Hour
16. The Loyal Order of Corn
11. Marshall's Theory of Believability
14. Mr. Chaney
15. No Brain, No Pain
18. Reality Takes a Holiday
2. The Retainer
5. Scariest Home Videos
12. Tornado Days
9. Who's Who
17. Zombies In P.J.s
Script Order
This is the order the episodes were written based on information
on the cover page of the scripts. However they would not have had
to be written in the order the stories were to have occurred.
Information includes the show number, script number, final draft
date, and the first and last dates of the revisions. Most
episodes had multiple revisions which were indicated by name as
well as date and included some or all of (in order) blue, pink,
yellow, green, gold, buff, salmon, and cherry.
Episodes Show Script Final Revision
# # Draft Range
1. Foreverware - 646 4/01 4/05- 4/19
2. The Retainer 1002 SEI09 7/12 7/16- 7/30
3. The ATM Machine 1003 SEI06 7/16 7/25- 8/15
4. The Losers 1005 SEI05 7/19 (none)
19. The Broken Record 1005 SEI11 8/02 8/13- 8/30
5. Scariest Home Videos 1006 SEI10 8/02 8/22- 9/23
7. Heart on a Chain 1007 SEI07 8/28 8/30- 9/18
6. Just Say No Fun 1008 SEI08 9/06 9/13- 9/23
8. The Dead Letter 1009 SEI03 9/19 9/24-10/02
10. The Lost Hour 1010 SEI04 9/27 9/30-10/10
The Jolly Rogers 1011 SEI02 10/04 (none)
9. Who's Who 1011 SEI02 10/08 10/10-10/21
11. Marshall's Theory of Bel. 1012 SEI13 10/17 10/23-10/31
12. Tornado Days 1013 SEI13 10/25 10/29-11/05
13. The Hole in the Head Gang 1014 SEIBU01 12/13 12/19- 1/10
14. Mr. Chaney 1015 SEIBU04 1/07 1/07- 1/13
15. No Brain, No Pain 1016 SEIBU03 1/10 1/16- 1/28
16. The Loyal Order of Corn 1017 SEIBU02 1/20 1/24- 2/05
17. Zombies In P.J.s 1018 SEIBU05 1/22 1/30- 2/92
18. Reality Takes a Holiday 1019 SEIBU06 1/27 2/07- 2/21
Alternate Titles
Only episodes 13-18 had episode titles that appeared near the
beginning of the episode. The other titles used in the episode
guide came from Michael Cassutt. This section gives titles
listed in other sources.
The ATM Machine
TV listing: The ATM with a Heart of Gold
script: The ATM with the Heart of Gold
Scariest Home Videos
TV listing: America's Scariest Home Video
Just Say No Fun
TV listing: No Fun
Who's Who
TV listing and script: Who's Who?
The Hole in the Head Gang
script: The Gun and the Toaster
Appendix B - Guest Cast Listing
A
Akins, Claude {Bank Robber} The Hole in the Head Gang
Andree, Paige Girl #3 Reality Takes a Holiday
Astin, John Radford The Hole in the Head Gang
Mr. Chaney
The Loyal Order of Corn
Zombies In P.J.s
Reality Takes a Holiday
Auberjonois, Rene {The Donald} Zombies In P.J.s
B
Babb, Sean Lou Bob Who's Who
Balaski, Belinda Winifred Swanson Foreverware
Mother The Hole in the Head Gang
Blankfield, Mark {Jose} [Schaefer] Reality Takes a Holiday
Blasio, Raffi Di Doug Dimsdale Just Say No Fun
Blu, Peggi Singer #2 Zombies In P.J.s
Braun, Erin girl The Hole in the Head Gang
Braun, Michelle girl The Hole in the Head Gang
Brocksmith, Roy {Principal} Just Say No Fun
Brooks, Aimee Young Mary The Dead Letter
Brown, Henry Doctor Heart on a Chain
C
Casey, Shawna Maiden Scariest Home Videos
Christmas, Eric {Milkman} The Lost Hour
Clark, Bryan {IRS Man} Zombies In P.J.s
Connell, Kelly [Weatherman Wally] Tornado Days
Cousins, Christian Harley [Holmes] Scariest Home Videos
Cousins, Joseph Harley [Holmes] Scariest Home Videos
Cox, Nikki {Janet Donner} The Lost Hour
Cutell, Lou Old Man Dithers The Retainer
D
Damon, Gabriel [Nick (Nicholas)] The ATM Machine
Dante, Joe [Director] Reality Takes a Holiday
Danziger, Cory {Devon Wilde} Heart on a Chain
E
Evans, Dannel Bob Bob Who's Who
Everett, Tom [Phil] The Broken Record
F
Flippin, Lucy Lee {Nurse Nancy} Just Say No Fun
Fried, Jeff Paramedic The Dead Letter
Fry, Taylor Little Girl Scariest Home Videos
G
Gannon, Russell Biker #1 The Losers
Gelman, Jacob Moe Bob Who's Who
Gelt, Grant [Tod] The Broken Record
Gibson, Henry {Mr. Lodgepoole} The Losers
Gideon, Louan [Betty] {Wilson} Foreverware
Ginter, Lindsey Garbage Collector The Lost Hour
Goaz, Harry Sgt. Knight The ATM Machine
Who's Who
Marshall's Theory of Bel.
Tornado Days
The Loyal Order of Corn
Grove, Richard {Dad Bob} Who's Who
H
Hahn, Archie Mr. Radford The ATM Machine
Just Say No Fun
Who's Who
Marshall's Theory of Bel.
Tornado Days
[Fred] Suggs The Hole in the Head Gang
Harper, Olivia Virgil Phyllis Stouffer Foreverware
Harris, Danielle {Melanie} [Monroe] Heart on a Chain
Harris, Julius [Lyle (prop man)] Reality Takes a Holiday
Hendler, Lauri Fifi voice The Retainer
I
Itzin, Gregory [Mayor Winston] The ATM Machine
Marshall's Theory of Bel.
Mr. Chaney
The Loyal Order of Corn
J
Jansen, Jim Melanie's Father Heart on a Chain
Jay, Tony {Mummy} Scariest Home Videos
Jeffries, Todd Mountie Just Say No Fun
K
Kincaid, Aron Fluffy voice The Retainer
Kramer, Kimberlee Girl #1 Reality Takes a Holiday
L
LaBrecque, Patrick {Steve} The Retainer
Lilly, Sarah Miss Lee Heart on a Chain
Llewelyn, Doug Anchorman The ATM Machine
Zombies In P.J.s
M
Maguire, Tobey {Tripp} The Dead Letter
Maloney, Coleen Imogene Crocker Foreverware
Martin, Dawn Singer #1 Zombies In P.J.s
McNamara, Colleen Beatrice Pillsbury Foreverware
Miller, Dick {Al} The Losers
Million, Billy Biker #2 The Losers
Miltsakakis, Stefanos Nanny Arnold Who's Who
Morris, Anita [Eunice] No Brain, No Pain
N
Newman, William [sad Dad] Mr. Chaney
O
O'Donnell, Annie [sad Mom] Mr. Chaney
OLD BOB, Himself Tornado Days
Orser, Leland A.D. Reality Takes a Holiday
P
Parker, Sachi [Secretary] Reality Takes a Holiday
Peri, Steven Old Elvis Foreverware
Heart on a Chain
Marshall's Theory of Bel.
Tornado Days
Pilavan, Barbara Old Betty Foreverware
Pollard, Michael J. Claude Marshall's Theory of Bel.
R
Ray, Carmen Anita Carmen Zombies In P.J.s
Richards, Denise Lee Girl #2 Reality Takes a Holiday
Root, Stephen {Mr. Chaney} Mr. Chaney
S
Sand, Paul {Charles Furnell} No Brain, No Pain
Schiavelli, Vincent {Dr. Eukanuba} The Retainer
Schultz, Nathan Bertram Wilson Foreverware
Schultz, Nicholas Ernest Wilson Foreverware
Standing, John [Prof. Zircon] Marshall's Theory of Bel.
Stanton, Dan Bertram Wilson Foreverware
Zombies In P.J.s
The Broken Record
Stanton, Don Ernest Wilson Foreverware
Zombies In P.J.s
The Broken Record
W
Walsh, Gwynyth [Kathleen] The Broken Record
Walston, Ray {Ned} The Loyal Order of Corn
Ware, Herta {Old Mary} The Dead Letter
Warner, T.C. Andrea [Fantucci] The Dead Letter
Watson, Virginia Makeup Artist Reality Takes a Holiday
Weinger, Scott [Eddie] The ATM Machine
White, Andrew Derek The ATM Machine
The Broken Record
Williams, Yvonne Singer #3 Zombies In P.J.s
Workman, Shanelle {Sara} [Bob] Who's Who
Appendix C - Writing and Directing Listing
Teleplay by
Markowitz, Gary The Losers
Story by
Markowitz, Gary The Losers
Perry, Michael R. The Losers
Written by
Akers, Will A. The Jolly Rogers
Cassutt, Michael Tornado Days
The Loyal Order of Corn
Crite, James L. The Dead Letter
DeGeneres, Vance The Lost Hour
Reality Takes a Holiday
Dearborn, Matt The ATM Machine
Marshall's Theory of Believability
No Brain, No Pain
Perry, Michael R. Just Say No Fun
Poll, Julia Who's Who
Zombies In P.J.s
Rivera, Jose Foreverware
The Retainer
Heart on a Chain
Mr. Chaney
The Broken Record
Schaefer, Karl Foreverware
The Retainer
Scariest Home Videos
The Hole in the Head Gang
Directed by
Balaban, Bob The Lost Hour
Marshall's Theory of Believability
Zombies In P.J.s
Beeman, Greg No Brain, No Pain
Dante, Joe Foreverware
The Retainer
The Losers
Heart on a Chain
The Hole in the Head Gang
Goldblatt, Mark Mr. Chaney
Holland, Todd The Broken Record
Hunter, Tim The Dead Letter
Who's Who
The Jolly Rogers
Kwapis, Ken Tornado Days
Reality Takes a Holiday
Pillsbury, Sam The ATM Machine
Scariest Home Videos
Spicer, Bryan Just Say No Fun
The Loyal Order of Corn
Appendix D - Producer Listing
Producers
Jose Rivera (all episodes)
Walter Barnett (all episodes)
Gary Markowitz The Retainer
The ATM Machine
The Losers
Scariest Home Videos
Heart on a Chain
The Broken Record
Michael Cassutt Just Say No Fun
The Dead Letter
Who's Who
The Lost Hour
Marshall's Theory of Believability
Tornado Days
The Hole in the Head Gang
Mr. Chaney
No Brain, No Pain
The Loyal Order of Corn
Zombies In P.J.s
Reality Takes a Holiday
The Jolly Rogers
Jon Poll Who's Who
Marshall's Theory of Believability
Tornado Days
The Hole in the Head Gang
Co-Producers
Jon Poll Foreverware
The Retainer
The ATM Machine
The Losers
Scariest Home Videos
Just Say No Fun
Heart on a Chain
The Dead Letter
The Lost Hour
The Broken Record
The Jolly Rogers
Lee Haxall The Hole in the Head Gang
Mr. Chaney
No Brain, No Pain
The Loyal Order of Corn
Zombies In P.J.s
Reality Takes a Holiday
Associate Producers
Robert Doudell (all episodes except Who's Who)
Bob Doudell Who's Who
Paul Broucek Foreverware
Evyen Klean Foreverware
Lee Haxall The Retainer
The ATM Machine
The Losers
Scariest Home Videos
Just Say No Fun
Heart on a Chain
The Dead Letter
Who's Who
The Lost Hour
Marshall's Theory of Believability
Tornado Days
The Broken Record
Amy Brotslaw The Hole in the Head Gang
Mr. Chaney
No Brain, No Pain
The Loyal Order of Corn
Zombies In P.J.s
Reality Takes a Holiday
Pam Fitzgerald The Hole in the Head Gang
Mr. Chaney
No Brain, No Pain
The Loyal Order of Corn
Zombies In P.J.s
Reality Takes a Holiday
Appendix E - Commercial Voiceovers
Voiceovers by Marshall and others going to a commercial:
"If Eerie's not back after these commercials, alert the
people at the network."
"Eerie, Indiana will be right back. I hope."
"I predict... a commercial!"
"Shhh! It's our sponsors." [whispered]
"I'll be right back. Don't you get lost, just yet."
"It'll get even more eerie after these words from our
sponsors."
"Eerie, Indiana will be right back."
"If we're not back after these commercials, alert the people
at the network."
"We'll be right back. I hope."
"It gets even weirder after this commercial break."
"There's no telling what will happen after these commercial
messages."
"Ya know - it's the commercials that make this business so
rewarding."
"I laughed. I cried. I went to a commercial."
"And now a word from our sponsors."
Voiceovers by Marshall and others on returning from a commercial:
"Now back to the program"
"We now return to Weirdness Central."
"We now return to Eerie, Indiana."
"Now back to Eerie, Indiana."
Teaser before the end credits of Marshall's Theory of
Believability
Marshall: "Hi, while we're searching for proof that Eerie Indiana
is weird, some of you have been searching for proof
that we're still on the air."
Simon: "We're not dead yet."
Radford: "Not even close. 'Eerie Indiana' returns Sunday March
1st with all new episodes."
Marshall: "Oh, no. You live here now?"
Radford: "You might say I've always been in the neighborhood,
and you thought it couldn't get any weirder."
Appendix F - Cast's Other Roles
This is not a complete list, just the things the guide's authors
and others have come across. It also only lists things through the
mid-1990s.
Omri Katz
TV series:
"Dallas" (1983-1991)
TV guest starring roles:
"Circus of the Stars"
"The Torkelsons" Double Date (1/09/92)
"The John Larroquette Show" Amends (11/23/93)
"The John Larroquette Show" Death and Dishonor (1/11/94)
"The John Larroquette Show" John and Carol (2/08/94)
"The John Larroquette Show" Date Night (3/22/94)
Movies:
Adventures In Dinosaur City (1991)
Matinee (1993)
Hocus Pocus (1993)
Justin Shenkarow
TV series:
"Picket Fences" (1992-96)
TV guest starring roles:
"Sons and Daughters" The Thing (1991)
Mary-Margaret Humes
TV guest starring roles:
"Bodies of Evidence" Nearest and Dearest (8/13/92)
"Matlock" The Legacy
"Time Trax" Framed (11/03/93)
TV movies:
Velvet (1984)
Perry Mason: The Case of the Reckless Romeo (1992)
Francis Guinan
TV series:
"The Mighty Jungle" (1994)
Movies:
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
Julie Condra
TV series:
"Santa Barbara"
TV guest starring roles:
"Parker Lewis Can't Lose" Power Play (9/16/90)
"The Wonder Years" Nineth Grade Man (9/26/90)
"The Wonder Years" It's a Mad, Mad, Madeline World (10/24/90)
"Parker Lewis Can't Lose" Radio Free Flamingo (11/15/90)
"The Wonder Years" Heartbreak (1/23/91)
"The Wonder Years" Denial (1/30/91)
"Circus of the Stars and Side Show" [16th] (11/29/91)
"Married With Children" Valentine's Day Massacre (2/13/94)
Movies:
Gas, Food Lodging (1991)
Jason Marsden
TV series:
"The Munsters Today" (1988-1991)
"Almost Home" (1993)
"Tom" (1994)
TV guest starring roles:
"Murphy Brown" The Summer of '77 (5/08/89)
"Tales From the Crypt" Undertaking Palor (1991)
"Blossom" (1/06/92)
"Baywatch" Pier Pressure (10/12/92)
"Dudley" Whose Therapy Is It, Anyway? (5/07/93)
"Brisco County, Jr." Senior Spirit (10/15/93)
"Step By Step" Paper Chase (10/15/93)
"Joe's Life" Parental Guidance Not Suggested? (11/24/93)
"Boy Meets World" Model Family (2/04/94)
"Boy Meets World" It's a Wonderful Night (3/11/94)
Movies:
Mr. Saturday Night (1992)
The dates given for TV guest starring roles is the date the
episode first aired. For syndicated shows the date is the start
of the week where the episode could air.
Appendix G - Miscellaneous Information
Videos
The following PAL format videos have been released in the U.K.
They are not playable in the U.S. and other countries which use
the NTSC format without conversion.
1. Foreverware
contains: Foreverware
The Retainer
The ATM Machine
2. America's Scariest Home Movie
contains: Scariest Home Videos
The Losers
Just Say No Fun
Appendix H - Evidence Locker Contents
Warning: the things in the section might be spoilers for those
that have not seen episodes.
This is a list of what was in the evidence locker for each
episode. Things in brackets are what the authors of this guide
presume would be added to the locker. Noted are if the items were
tagged and the tag number when visible.
Foreverware
"petrified" baloney sandwich in Foreverware sandwich
holder; tagged
The Retainer
Steve's retainer; tagged
The ATM Machine
Mr. Wilson's hand; tagged
The Losers
Monster model claw; tagged
Scariest Home Videos
Videocam
Just Say No Fun
Zombie glasses; tag #38
Heart on a Chain
Locket
The Dead Letter
the dead letter
Who's Who
[drawing of Nancy Arnold SchwartzenMom]
The Lost Hour
Milk carton
Marshall's Theory of Believability
Bigfoot footprint; tagged
"Print taken March 8, 1991
Mr. & Mrs. Walter Funks
Backyard"
Blurry UFO picture
Tornado Days
[Howard Raymer's glove]
The Hole In the Head Gang
[haunted toaster]
Mr. Chaney
Harvest King crown; tag #324
No Brain, No Pain
8-track tape Get the Knack; tag #1016 [?]
The Loyal Order of Corn
Corn Lodge hat; tag #258
Zombies in PJs
[Microdot]
Reality Takes a Holiday
[script page]
The Broken Record
[Tod's record player]
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